“One partner is ready for marriage, the other may have doubts,” the streamer teases. “An ultimatum is issued. And in just over eight weeks, each couple will either get married, or get out, after they each choose new potential partners in a life-changing opportunity to get a glimpse of two different futures.”

The process, as you can imagine, comes with its share of hurdles and roadblocks.

In the teaser, one person states plainly, “I don’t want permanence. I don’t want stability. I want freedom,” while another makes reference to Harry Potter in order to express disgust.

“I don’t even want to say her name anymore,” the cast member says. “She’s like Voldemort to me.”

Even the finest Hogwarts spell can’t cure a burn like that.